BLINKER VIDEOS:

🔥 High Heat 🔥

(Random Stoner Baseball Thoughts)

  • Why do I pitch like Greg Maddux when I’m high and like Rick Ankiel when I’m sober?”
  • “Sometimes I think I could make it to the majors if they let me smoke between innings.”
  • “I don’t trust any pitcher with a mustache and a 2-seam”
  • “I don’t know what PCI even stands for. I think it means ‘Please Chill, I’m-baked.’”